Awesome story of the Monkey John Number 1

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Monkey and John's adventure was about to begin. Monkey and John were the best friends of Ken Baloney. Ken and His little green friend Yoga, were about to attack the planet Gaboo. The problem is that Monkey and John are only paddlejohns, so they had to stay behind. Ken and Yoga quickly went to the planet of Gaboo. Once there they had to defeat the evil lord Dark Tater. After hitting a couple hundred of their own men in their floating pirate ship they dislodged. That was a dumb idea because they landed right in the middle of the war. Dark Tater came out of nowhere and used the horse. There were like 50 horses flying at them and then everything blacked out. Ken Baloney and Yoga woke up in a very dark cell. The door to get out was wide open, Yoga thought it was a trick but Ken was already running straight for the exit. Outside Dark Tater was waiting for battle. He had been training very hard on Halo 3. Ken and Yoga went to the gaming chair and picked up an Xbox controller. Dark Tater was a Dragon ball z character and Ken and Yoga were stuck as a useless Toad. At battle Ken and Yoga, and lost, and lost, and lost. After that Ken and Yoga figured out that Dark Tater was serious about the whole halo thing and he shot 3 missile pods, one at the ship, one at Yoga, and one at Ken Baloney. The missile pod blew up their floating pirate ship. The 2 other missile pods were flying at Ken and Yoga. "Quick," Ken said as the missile pods flew at them. They pulled out their life saver candy and ate them. That didn't do anything. They were blown up and that is the beginning of 1 trilogy.