May fair

Today at school we had may fair. It was really funny. This girl named Jenna got soaked by me and a bunch of my friends. Jacob who is sitting next to me right now is really soaked and is refusing to wear my clean gym clothes, so I guess that really stinks for him.

May fair

Twins Day

We are having twins day at school today and some of my friends are dressed up like nerds. Most of my friends are dressed up but I'm not . Derek is just kind of creeping me out. In our class my friend Zach and I aren't even dressed up as twins. We voted on who was the best looking twins and we were one vote off. One of the kids that was going to vote for us was in the office so that kind of stinks. Overall Derek is the funniest looking.

Apples

The best prank I've ever pulled on anyone would probably be throwing rotten apples at my friend Jonathan's house. My cousin Mason and I were in the backyard playing catch with the rotten apples that are in our backyard. One of them went too far and hit Jonathan's house. We thought it was pretty funny and fired like 300 more. Then a little bit later they came home and we were freaking out! They went around on their regular cleaning schedule (which doesn't work) and when they got to the backyard there was a huge amount of apples all over there yard. Jonathan and his little nephew Clarence were laughing about it and then of course Jonathan's niece Lilly went ballistic and told Jonathan's mom. After that Mason and I had to go over to his house and say an apology. Finally Mason had to go home and I got grounded for a couple of days. That is the best prank I have ever pulled on someone.

Inspiration

Barney inspires me for many reasons. One of the reasons is he has good qualities. He is a purple dinosaur that sings awesome songs. Another reason I like Barney is because he can transform. On the T.V show he is just a little puppet dinosaur thing. Then whenever the kids need him he transforms into a Huge dinosaur. That is why Barney inspires me.

My awesome planet

This is my planet after it exploded

Favorite and least favorite part of school

My favorite part of the school year was YMCA. At YMCA we did the ropes course and we went swimming and ate cold food. After that all of my friends and I got to stay in a mini hotel room. That was fun. My least favorite part of the school year was when this kid brought this shocker pen to school. He was shocking me with it and it made me mad, so he scratched me and it made my arm bleed. I had English next so I asked her if I could go to the nurse. Of course she asked me what happened and I told her that a kid tiger clawed me. I guess she told the Principal and the poor kid got suspended. I'm looking forward in the summer to grow my hair out long like I always do in the summer. I'm also looking forward to going to the skate park with Chris.

Toad

This is my friend Toad

Talking to family

Talking to your family is very important for many reasons. One of the reasons is that talking can make you think of stuff. Stuff to think about is very important. If people talk about stuff then people gain more knowledge. That is why you should talk to your family.

I really hate when

I really hate when Stuff jumps out and scares you. One time my friend Austin and I were playing hide and seek at like 12:30 at night. His little brother was over too and he was hiding in the bushes. Austin and I went out looking for him and he jumped out and it scared us so much he got the chance to run away. I really hate when stuff jumps out at you.

Awesome story of the Monkey John Number 1

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Monkey and John's adventure was about to begin. Monkey and John were the best friends of Ken Baloney. Ken and His little green friend Yoga, were about to attack the planet Gaboo. The problem is that Monkey and John are only paddlejohns, so they had to stay behind. Ken and Yoga quickly went to the planet of Gaboo. Once there they had to defeat the evil lord Dark Tater. After hitting a couple hundred of their own men in their floating pirate ship they dislodged. That was a dumb idea because they landed right in the middle of the war. Dark Tater came out of nowhere and used the horse. There were like 50 horses flying at them and then everything blacked out. Ken Baloney and Yoga woke up in a very dark cell. The door to get out was wide open, Yoga thought it was a trick but Ken was already running straight for the exit. Outside Dark Tater was waiting for battle. He had been training very hard on Halo 3. Ken and Yoga went to the gaming chair and picked up an Xbox controller. Dark Tater was a Dragon ball z character and Ken and Yoga were stuck as a useless Toad. At battle Ken and Yoga, and lost, and lost, and lost. After that Ken and Yoga figured out that Dark Tater was serious about the whole halo thing and he shot 3 missile pods, one at the ship, one at Yoga, and one at Ken Baloney. The missile pod blew up their floating pirate ship. The 2 other missile pods were flying at Ken and Yoga. "Quick," Ken said as the missile pods flew at them. They pulled out their life saver candy and ate them. That didn't do anything. They were blown up and that is the beginning of 1 trilogy.

When you're friend makes you really mad

Today at school one of my friends was going to tell someone something that I never said to make me really mad. He went up to this person and tried to talk to her about what I supposedly did. That made me so mad, I told him to stop and he did. I don't think he'll be doing that mistake again. So i'm sorry to who ever he was going to tell that to. If he would of told this person about it she would be alot madder at me. All in all I'm glad it didn't get to her.

Salt lake

Over last weekend we went to Salt Lake City and went to the Super Cross Race. It was awesome. I was rooting for Reed because he's cooler. He was in the lead until Stewart's stupid teammate got in the way on purpose and lost he race for Reed:(. After that his teammate got what was coming to him and got black flag for the next race. That's what I did this weekend.

cell phones allowed in car

Cell phones should be allowed in cars . Even though some people use them and get in car crashes. You should be allowed to have them because what if you forgot something and someone called you about it. You should also be able to have them because you can check your email. That's why you should be able to have cell phones in cars.

pros and cons of slang

Here are the pros and cons of slang term words.
Pros:1.You can talk alot faster and most people use slang. 2.It's easier to tak using slang.
Cons:1 Some people don't understand what you're saying. You can get in trouble for saying bad stuff in slang.

Earth Day

I don't do much on Earth Day. I could probably recycle more. The only time I ever recycle is when I'm at a dance and there is a recycle bin. I could recycle more by getting a recycle bin at my house. That would help a little on earth day. This is just few of the many things I could do on earth day.

Last weekend

Last weekend I went Jeeping. I got to drive our Jeep over these huge hills. It was really snowy so I decided to do donuts, it was really fun. After that we got stuck and we got the wench out. We tied it to a tree and almost pulled it down. Then we went home. The next day I had a ton of history homework, so I didn't do much that day. That's what I did this last weekend.

What's my favorite movie

My favorite movie would probably have to be Disaster Movie. Disaster Movie is my favorite movie because it's really funny. It has the Enchanted princess, Hancock, and Kung Fu Panda. It makes fun of a lot of movies. The story is that this guy predicts that in this dream he has, the world is going to end and it has something to do with the crystal skull. After that he wakes up and him and his girlfriend go to his sweet 16th birthday. They watch High School Musical and then the world starts to shake.Then throughout the movie he tries to find the crystal skull.

cat hamster fire bunny thing

Hey in photo shop today my teacher made me put this in my blog so here it is. I created this in photo shop.

Favorite Skate Board

My favorite kind of skateboard would probably be an Alien Workshop Board. I like these kind of boards because there wheels are really smooth, but fast at the same time. The board is cool too because it have really good grip and it's easy to put grip tape on. My favorite thing about those boards is you can easily take off or adjust the trucks. That is why an alien workshop board is my favorite kind of skateboard.

If I had 5 Grand right now

If I had 5 grand right this second, I would probably buy about 50 new 360 games. First I would buy Resident Eil 5 and own Clarence. Then I would get Halo Wars and Left 4 Dead and own Clarence even more. Then with the rest of my money I would use it to race at nationals and maybe be an undersigned pro. Then I would build up my engine and suspension on my dirtbike. That's what I would do if I had 5 grand right now.

Manbearpig

This is a MANBEARPIG.
NOTE: Half man, half bear, half pig.

COWS

COWS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

Top 5 websites I use

Here are some of the websites I use

• Addictingames
• Teagames
• Sponsorhouse
• linerider
• youtube

Addictingames: I use this website because it has a lot of fun games, plus it has a web search for games.

Teagames: I actually got this one off of a magazine, It's like a buch of skate board, BMX, car, Dirtbike, and snow board games.

Sponsorhouse: I use this one to get sponsors for my bike and gear, so far i've had 6 sponsors and countless offers!

Linerider: This one is just plain funny, you're like this kid on a sled and you can make him jump stuff. The funny part is he usually doesn't make it.

Youtube: This one has countless videos. I usually listen to music or watch bike videos.

These are the top 5 websites I use.

What I admire about my dad

Something I admire about my dad is that he is a pro dirt bike racer. We go to the track every weekend and ride dirt bikes. The track is usually rough and has lots of ruts, but it's still pretty fun. Another thing I like about my dad is that he takes me to race at the BMX track once or twice a week. We also go to a couple different skate parks weekly. Those are some of the things I admire about my dad.

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Spring break

Over Spring break I hardly did anything. When we were at the dirt bike track, Clarence and I were racing down this huge slope. After that he sat on the bleachers and I set my black cell phone on the bleachers with him. When I was riding I noticed that he was calling someone. I went over there and looked at my recent calls and he called someone like 50 times. After that we went to a skate park next to this park that shoots water out of a giant umbrella looking thing. The skate park had a giant wall plant, it was really cool. I tried to do a table top nose bone off the spine transfer and I hit my elbow really hard. I probably have a scar on my elbow. Then we went home and played halo 3. I owned Clarence 25 to 0. The next day we went to game stop and I bought Wheelman, after that we went to Pacsun and I bought a couple shirts. Then I went home and played my new game. That night we went to KFC and I got chicken and vanilla ice cream. Then at 8:00 we watched a King Of The Hill marathon. When I was done watching that I went to bed. That's what I did over Spring break.

Skatepark

Over spring break, Jonathan and I went to a Skatepark. It was sweet, it had 2 bowls a spine transfer and a table all in the same part. That's just half of it. It had a all wood section with a wall plant, 2 tables, a couple quarter pipes, and a giant stair case with a grinding rail. That's what I did over pring break.

best advice

The best advice I have ever gotten is when my friend told me "think before you do something." I was at the BMX track and I was trying to double double. I just came way too fast and biffed it so bad. It hurt so much. I had road rash all over my chest. It felt like a cat was clawing on a really bad sunburn. That is the best advice I have gotten.

How to save $

In order to save money in these hard times we need to buy more stuff. Our economy gets bad because we make it bad. Since we don't buy stuff, companies lose money and we can't get jobs. Then all of us don't have any money.That's why we need to buy stuff.

MORPHED PICTURE

We had to make a picture in photo shop today, here it is.

Most fun thing that I've done lately

The most fun thing that I have done lately was probably when Chris and I went to the skate park. It started out with Thomas and I, but he ended up not coming. I called Chris and we decided to go see the old dirt jumps behind the skate park. After that we hit the skate park for about an hour and a half. I did the spine transfer three different times. Then Chris and I went to the gas station and got some sprite and Cinnamon rolls. It only cost us four dollars. Chris had to leave after that do my dad and I watched the super cross and after that I went outside and skate boarded for about an hour. After I was done with that my dad and I went bowling, I beat him by 10 points. That is the most fun thing I have done lately.

Comparing bikes with little sprockets to bikes with big sprockets

Bikes with little sprockets are easy to just roll in at the skate park because it doesn't hit the pipe.

PROS: You can drop out and drop in without hitting the pipe. you can pretty much do everything at the skate park no sweat.

CONS: It's not really a challenge to do the little stuff. When you get to the bigger stuff you need to be able to go in at an angle.

Bikes with big sprockets can't roll in, they have to go in at an angle.

PROS: They take a little longer to learn how to drop in, and are scarier, but once you can drop in a little thing, you can drop in anything.

CONS: To drop in strait down you have to bunny hop and lean down. To roll in you have to go in at an angle, and if you weeny out you will hurt your leg really bad, slide, and possibly break your pedal.

Conclusion: When comparing bikes with little sprockets to bikes with big sprockets. They're both good in their own way, as for me ( since I can drop in diagonally) I like the little sprockets better.

The best movie I've seen lately

We rented Meet The Spartans over the weekend. I thought it was really funny when Brittany Spears gets shoved into a cliff. I also thought it was funny when the penguin went crazy and beat up the hero. The last reason I liked it was because from the beginning to end it was funny. That is why Meet The Spartans would be the best movie I've seen lately.

The most fun thing I've done lately

The most fun thing I have done lately was Saturday when me Thomas and Chris went to the skate park. There was this other guy there that was showing me how to spin my bike. It wasn't until yesterday that I actually landed it, but that's OK. After that we went to my house and played Halo 3. Then that night we went to a coffee shop and I hate coffee, so I sent Chris to Taco Bell and my English teacher didn't like that so much, so she went to Taco Bell and yelled at Chris. I laughed so much, but the cheese roll up he bought was good, so all in all it was probably the most fun day I've had lately.

Compound word

Guess what compound word this is.

Do I like gps on kids cell phones?

No, I hate the idea. Cell phones are supposed to be a reason for my parents to just call me and I can tell them where I am. If we live in a world where so many people lie about where they are, why do we even have cell phones. I have a phone, sometimes I use it to text people or to call my friends, but I mainly use it to tell my parents where I am. Sure, the gadgets are great, but parents need to have a trust factor in their kids, if they lie about where they are, then they can take it away. What I'm getting to is we don't need GPS on our phones, and it's a pain to kids everywhere. That's why I hate GPS on kids cell phones.

brownies

I wanted to make brownies for this post. but we didn't have enough time to make them. So my mom called a catering company to make them for my dad for valentines day. We already had these at home. I decided to use these as an easy way to cook something, so here's what you have to do to eat these.

First you unwrap the box.

Then you carefully choose the one you are going to eat.

Then you eat them.

v-day post

The thing I love about Valentines Day is every year we do something cool. This year we have a (sweet hearts) dance at the rec center. It's going to be sweet. Last year at school for our Valentines party, we had a ton of food and after that we went out for recess for like 2 hours. Then at home we had a new car. After that we went to the best restaurant ever SHORTY'S (which is closed now) but it was still pretty cool. The last thing that was awesome about Valentines Day was that Mason and Caden got to spend the night (there my cousins). That's why I love Valentines Day.

my favorite president

My favorite president would have to be Millard Filmore. MILLARD. That's an awesome name. He was a strong leader and he was cool too. Why not like him? Another good reason why I like him is because he went from country boy to supreme leader. The last reason why I like him is because he did these things.

1. Admit California as a free state.

2. Settle the Texas boundary and compensate her.

3. Grant territorial status to New Mexico.

4. Place Federal officers at the disposal of slaveholders seeking fugitives.

5. Abolish the slaves.

This list is from:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/millardfillmore/

Disney character I'm most like

I am like the dragon on Mulan because I'm funny and I am not scared to do anything. I'm like the class clown in school. I'll do anything stunt wise. Plus like to yell a lot. That is why I'm the dragon in Mulan.

pic from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Disney_mulan_mushu.jpg

kickflip

I went to the skate park last weekend and I tried to do a kick flip. I landed it, but I forgot to take a video so maybe I'll take one this weekend. I also wrecked dropping in on my scooter. I forgot it was a park scooter and it had big wheels, so I blacked out for like 10 minutes and woke up with bruises all over my body.

Favorite teacher

My favorite teacher would have to be Mr.P He would be my favorite teacher because if you don't try to do your work, then he will just fail you. Another reason why he's my favorite teacher is because he will give you 100 % on your homework even if you get all the answers wrong, as long as we tried. That's why Mr.P is my favorite teacher.

Vacation

If I were to go on vacation for a week and take all my friends, I would take Zach, Chris, Thomas, Derek, and Joey. I would go to Universal Studios in Florida. When I'm there I would ride the biggest ride there until we barfed. After that we would go to the most popular hotel and have a huge party. We would invite even more friends. The next day we'd go to Disney World.

Dare ya

The best dare ever that we did was to tell a kid to do something and leave GOT IT? OK here's the story, we went to this camp as a field trip for the beginning of the year. We dared Isaiah to tell this other kid Luca to use the restroom 1 more time. He did. Then we quickly got on the bus and someone forged Luca's name and off we went leaving Luca there.

awesome

The most awesome thing that's happened to me was when I jumped one of the ramps we had made, and it broke the ramp. It was about 4 feet tall. It was sitting on 4 cinder blocks, I swear it was like hitting a brick wall. I ended up doing a front flip over the handle bars, broke both my brake lines (because it was a Walmart bike) and getting stitches in my forehead. IT WAS AWESOME.

what does truth mean?

OK you guys, my teacher is making me write the meaning of truth on this post so... DON'T nag on me for being a nerd.

Truth means something that can be verified or is verified.

Verified means something that is a fact.

A fact means something that is proven.

Finally, proven is the process of finding truth, verification, and fact.

most painful thing that's ever happend

It was my first BMX race, I was practicing before the race. That's when everything went wrong... I went down the first hill and jumped the roller. Then the brake on my bike went off, my handle bars twisted, and here's that bad part. The handle bars hit my left knee, broke 2 bones in my knee, then I fell off my bike, hit both my elbows, and my elbows still hurt to this day.

why my blog name is orangesausages

My blog name is orangesausages because my favorite color is orange, and I couldn't think of anything better than sausage.

If I could throw myself an awesome birthday party, this is what it would include...
First I would rent out all the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurants in the state.
Then I would hit all the local skate parks.
Finally I would have a sleepover in the largest mansion in the world.

best bikes and skate boards

Hey guys, my tec teacher is making me tell you the best bikes and skateboards to ride, so here they are.

Best bikes
Haro
redline
GT
diamondback
fit bikes

Skate boards
DBX
Bird House

new skatepark

I went to a new skatepark last weekend and it was sweet. I swear one of the drop inns was like 80 feet straight down. I'm going there again this weekend, maybe i'll take some pics or vids next time.

Welcome To My Blog

Hey, in my blog i'll mainly be talking about Bmx, jokes, and things from my other blogs.